>2009: Disney buys Marvel 
 >2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
 >2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
 >2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
 >2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
 >2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
 >2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
 >2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force 
 >2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
 >2034: Disney buys Microsoft
 >2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
 >2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
 >2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
 >2044: Disney buys the United States of America
 >2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney" 
 >2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
 >2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
 >2056: PRD colonizes Mars
 >2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
 >2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System 
 >2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
 >2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed 
 >2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
 >2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
 >2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete 
 >2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
 >2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
